WWE RAW - January 7, 2008

Join us as we add several screencaps from tonight's edition of RAW, which featured Maria, Jillian Hall, Melina, Mickie James, and Ashley Massaro competing in a Lingerie Pillow Content!!!

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Ashley Massaro - The Lingerie Return

If you failed to watch tonight's edition of RAW then you missed the triumphant return of one Ashley Massaro. Ashley was a last-minute surprise entrant in tonight's Lingerie Pillow Fight. Her competition was comprised of Mickie James, Melina, Maria, and the singing sensation known simply as Jillian.

Did our Ashley secure a victory as part of her magnificent return to RAW? Of course she did. She's back and better than ever (we hope anyways). Go Ashley!!!

The Troll is Gone - Farewell Anastasia

It has come to our attention that SmackDown's Anastasia has been wiped clean from WWE.com.

The a wannabe singer (she doesn't suck thankfully) burst onto the scene with little fanfare late last year as a new broadcaster (interviewer) for the Friday Night SmackDown brand. Anastasia always reminded RHD of a troll - she had a resemblance to one. Anyways WWE.com wiped away all mention (including a new photo shoot they only added this afternoon), and you know what that means... When you're wiped clean then you're generally GONE. Chances are the eloquent Pussycat Girls reject wanted to break free and actually asked for her release. Maybe she'll reappear and this is all a technical fault? We think not!!!

TNA Impact Spoilers

Be sure to tune into TNA iMPACT this coming Thursday night from 9pm ET.

Awesome Kong is set to stage one final assault on Gail Kim in a bid to become the new TNA Women's Champion. Will Awesome Kong be successful in defeating the longest (and only) reigning female champion in TNA? Can Gail Kim overcome the odds and finally put the giant to sleep? A happy ending or the creation of a living nightmare?

We can now reveal that Awesome Kong defeated Gail Kim during an epic battle earlier tonight at an iMPACT Taping in Orlando, Florida. Awesome Kong as of right now is the new TNA Women's Champion. On behalf of everyone here at RHD we'd like to congratulate Kong on winning the big one!!!

RHD's Retirement Home - Candice Michelle

Have you ever wondered what the Divas/Knockouts would look like in 40 years time? How would our silicon-infested beauties look if they were old, retired, and pensioned off to some Retirement Home in Florida?

Maybe some would retain their natural beauty? Some might lose some teeth, hair, or other notable features. Others will simply go gray and adapt to life as an old woman. There are a number of ways this could go, but we here at RHD have decided to take a comical look at what the results could be... prepare to experience RHD's Retirement Home...

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AN ELDERLY CANDICE MICHELLE

Hogan Knows Dancing

The Hulkster's over-sized spawn Brooke Hogan is apparently trying to land a spot on ABC's hit show - Dancing With The Stars!!

Having conquered the minor leagues of VH-1 with her highly popular (yet doomed) Hogan Knows Best it was only a matter of time before the giant ventured off into the wild world of national television. TheSun.co.uk are reporting that the failed pop star (although she sold more than Lilian) has already auditioned, and is currently awaiting the callback (if she gets one). Could we soon see more Hogan members dominating our television screens? Brooke's attempting to take over ABC, Hulk has already taken over NBC, Nick is due to take on Court TV later this year (jail him), and we reckon Linda would be an awesome fit for the Playboy Channel!!!!

Watch This - Chyna's Court Appearance

Cast your minds back to November 8, 2007 when we reported that Chyna had gone to court over a dog. Well that case has finally aired on television and we've got the seedy footage for you all to enjoy (it's hillarious viewing). Here's a little background info before you watch the goods!!!

The former IC Champion stallion was featured as a plaintiff on an episode of television court show Christina's Court, and here's the official lowdown: -

LAURER VS. KNELL:
Joanie “Chyna” Laurer paid a breeder $3500 for two puppies. Chyna says she never received the puppies and her money was never returned. Catherine claims she did give the money to a breeder for two puppies. But the breeder never gave her the puppies or the money back and she too was ripped off! Chyna says the real breeder got in touch with her and told her that Catherine is a scam artist and pretends to be the middle man when she is the one doing the stealing!

Now it's time to watch the footage for yourself. We'll warn you now that the footage contains excess gloating, extreme ramblings, mindless accusations, and lots of brown nosing from the so-called Judge (a title we use loosely). Enjoy!!!

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